Metch has made me realize something...
As I sat in the Starbucks being paid by the Garza Pilot to sit and chill...I read Metch's blog about Getting Her Numbers UP...and it was in that instant that I realized and/ or appreciated in a new and special way the extent of how invasive I am. Is that a word? Invasive? Does it mean what I want it to mean or did I make it up? Who knows? What matters...
OK SIDE NOTE on HYGIENE!!!
Why did a man walk into the Starbucks and sit right next to me, ruining my peace, by attacking me with his odor!!! He smells like "trash truck juice" 29 dripping trash trucks, driving in a caravan parade of the country's homeless in 100 degree weather! I almost want to stop writing but...duty calls.
RESUMPTION... (alright I know that is not a word but I like the ring of it and if Shakespeare can make up words, so can I)
So, I realized in an all new way that I inject my opinions into peoples' lives!
I usually, ask if someone wants my opinion. I mean, I sort of pride myself on telling my honest thoughts on things. I have opinions...and I enjoy letting folks know.
So that leads me to this...
I AM NOW OFFICIALLY A LIFE COACH!
I am not changing careers. I am still an actor. However, I want to expand my practice of telling people my opinions. I think I am good at it. I also think that while I don't know much, I do know what I know, and that is amazing!
Like my thoughts on dating, acting, long term relationships, marriage, homosexuality, having children, race in America, religion...you name it!
We all need advice from time to time. Or a check in confirmation of our own gut feelings. In this world of human beings where no one REALLY KNOWS ANYTHING...all we have is what we believe to be true, based on our experiences and what we gather from the experiences of others, PAST, PRESENT, and FUTURE PREDICTIONS. Somewhere in the spiritual realm lies the TRUTH. So we make due with what we have and try to our best at this thing we call life.
In conclusion, I even have an opinion about opinions..."they are like assholes. we all have them and they all stink!"
So shoot! Ask me anything and I'll will for sure give you a stinking, shitty piece of advice that you can take to the bank!
3 comments:
a life coach. that you are my friend. that you are.
and yes invasive is a word, yes it means what you think and wanted it to mean, no you didn't make it up and yes i think resumption is my new favorite "word."
lol@ "I AM NOW OFFICIALLY A LIFE COACH" I love it. I will be sure to ask a question that I am in need of an answer for. You guys have me cracking up! Keep it coming!
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