Getting to Know ME! YAY!

Well...well...well...
A Blog!! Can't say I am not hype...because I AM!!!
And now a little disclaimer. I am not a good speller and I am not really a writer and I am not sure if I am gonna do spell/ grammar check on this sucka yet, because I may enjoy showing my flaws! WERK! Also, most times I live for butchering the English language soooooo...

Also, you may need a dictionary...

WERK: A declaration of excitement, and approval. In the same way that folks used to say "get it girl" or "you go girl" back in the day. NOTE: I did not make this word up, I got it from my FIERCE gay friends!

FIERCE: Great, beautiful, amazing, beyond words...something that you are sort of LIVING FOR!

LIVING: Doing or feeling something to the fullest...or feeling amazingly strong feelings for something or someone. Not to be confused with love. Think of it as living your life for something! It is almost the highest compliment! A lot of times LIVING is in a partnership with GIVING.

GIVING: What one is offering to the universe or world or personally to you!

Here are some sample run on sentences that you may hear from me. This will test your knowledge of the above definitions!

Son (meaning my friend), I am LIVING for Chester Gregory in Dreamgirls...He is GIVING me everything right now and is so FIERCE...son what is he GIVING....WERK!

OR

Son, I was GIVING Viola Davis in that audition today...they were LIVING for me...WERK...It was so FIERCE!

OR

You bedda WERK son you are GIVING me the most right now and I am LIVING for you...FIERCE!

Alright, enough of that!

I am so excited that Metch and I have decided to bare our souls to the world! OH you Mutha's don't know what is coming your way! Dear God do we have ish to share!

ISH: A way to say stuff instead of saying SHIT!