Vegetarian Meat

In every great relationship there are battles.

We are not the exception. Take a look around the blog. How we deal with the opposite sex, what to wear when, what banner to use above, whether or not Javier could be a girl's name and with anything else you can imagine- we differ.

The different views bring about nonsense battles that I like to fight. Faux fight. It's fun.

The latest battle- VEGETARIAN MEAT( snippets from a few conversations)

1

Metch: I want a burger.

MinDog: Uh, you don't eat meat.

Metch: I still eat burgers.

MinDog: You eat veggie patties. Those aren't burgers. They are patties. No meat, not a burger.

Metch: It's a burger.

2

MinDog: Man, this new beef bacon I found is so good. I could eat it all day. It's crack!

Metch: Girl, I was resistant, but the new veggie bacon I tried the other day...mmm... that's crack! You should try it. I think you'll like it.

Mindog: I don't know if I want to. You know I like my meat to be meat... okay I'll try it, once... but please don't call it bacon.

Metch: That's what it is. It's vegetarian bacon.

MinDog: That's what you call it but it's not bacon.

3

MinDog: Why do you insist on calling those meatballs?

Metch: That's what they are.

MinDog: No.

Metch: Well, what to you want me to say Meen?

MinDog: Tell the truth. You are eating pasta with soyballs or proteinballs or some kind of veggie based ball but you are not eating meatballs. Meatballs have meat in them.

Metch: A veggie-ball is a type of meatball.

MinDog: Did you hear what you just said?

Metch: Yes.

MinDog: You make no sense.