I just can't!
I understand. You had/have somewhere to be and your attendance at said place requires a certain type of attire. Maybe you didn't want to carry an extra bag today so you decided to troop in your semi-new suede pumps that you don't want to ruin. But wait, YOU LIVE IN NYC AND WE JUST HAD A SNOW STORM! Why didn't you stop and consider how you would navigate the slush before you left the house wearing those darn shoes. SPACE IS LIMITED. I NEED YOU TO WALK! YOU ARE STOPPING THE FLOW OF PEDESTRIAN TRAFFIC AS YOU DECIDE/TRY TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO BEST PRESERVE YOUR ADMITTEDLY AMAZING FOOTWEAR. There are about twenty people behind you with appropriate footwear or shoes they don't care about ruining on their feet waiting for you to make a move because they too have a place to be. I am one of them. You left your house knowing the situation outside. The snow fell about 3 days ago. Not a surprise. I am amazed and generally impatient. With this kind of CRAZY roaming the city, generally annoying me, how will I ever make it to 2091?
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