101 Dayz: Gay Bar Baby Shower

Only Metch can concoct the caliber of LIES and planning that led up this day!!

Add to that- a rag tag mob of my crazy friends and you have my SURPRISE Real Housewives of Atlanta themed Gay Bar Baby Shower!!

I WAS ACTUALLY PHAEDRA!!!!!

I mean pickle in mouth photo-shopped pregnancy photos and a huge poster of David and I dressed like Phaedra and Apollo holding their baby...folks walking around dressed like the housewives...I even had the damn ballet dancers!!! AND best of all I was set up...by METCH! I showed up looking like Phaedra looked at her shower- I had rhinestones on my face, lashes and all!!

HOW DID EVERYONE IN MY LIFE FOOL ME? HAHAHAHAHA!!!

THE LIE

Metch: MinDizzle I got myself involved in this thing. I can't tell you what it is...because I want you to be surprised. All I'm gonna tell you is that you have to come support me. I can't believe I am doing this...It's like this competition thing...

MinDOG: SON I am THERE!!!

As the weeks passed I got a little more information...

1. It involved some of our gay friends...

2. She was embarrassed because of what she had to perform in the show.

3. It was something like a pageant.

4. One of her friends was also in the show and she was helping him out.

5. She was wearing booty shorts and a bathing suit top in the opening number.

6. All of her guests had to arrive Blinged Owt! So that she could get extra points.

7. Since I am pregnant I should think of Phaedra when I get dressed because that would give her SOOOOOO many points.

ALL LIES!!!

God I love HER!! And I'm mad that she has always been the type of person that has so many crazy ideas and stories that I readily believed a story, that when I think of it now, I recognize as LUDICROUS!!!

I thought I was going to see her perform in some sort of gay pageant where she got points for her guests attire... hmmmm...

But all lies aren't bad.

I HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE. I CRIED 200,000 TIMES.

There was even a running bet on how many times I would cry.

My friends are AMAZING BEYOND WORDS!

There was sooooo much LOVE!!

And I am sooooooooo blessed that I have people in my life who love me, David, and our yet to be born baby this much!!!