Sunday, September 11, 2011

101 DAYZ: I Call it Koochie Stretching

There are few things in this world that embarrass me. Now, ADD this to the list...

Some call it a taint, medical folks call it the perineum, some just consider it the space between your private part and your dookie hole.

None of that is important here. The only important thing is that you know what I'm referring to.  


It wasn't until I got pregnant That I learned that those things(the taint, the perineum, or the space between the private part and your dookie hole)can rip and/or are cut by the doctor when giving birth.  OOOUUUUCCCHHHH!!!WHHHAAAATTTT!!!  I GAGGGED!

D and I have been so focused and now that I am about 27 days away from my due date, D and I have been doing something that is recommended to reduce the risk of a tear and it is awful!

KOOCHIE STRETCHING... Am I being too out front right now...TMI?

Well, I don't care.

The things that I'm doing for this baby already astound me. And I must admit...it is a little embarrassing to have your husband actively STRETCHING APART your WHO-HA with olive oil.

There is NOTHING sexy about it. God Bless him for his dedication.

5 comments:

pilgrimjamie said...

ooooOOoooh, dear! You have officially made me never want to give birth! Haha, I guess baby from china it is...!

LaShawn Wiltz said...

As a labor and delivery nurse, YES stretch!!! It helps!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

HIL - frickin' - Larry - ous!!! God bless him indeed :) Stopping in to follow from the hop -hope you can visit today and return the favor. http://www.shaunanosler.blogspot.com/

JC said...

Hello, I'm a new gfc follower of your blog from the monday blog hop at single parent retreat :)

Classic NYer said...

Who-ha stretching? Hm... there has to be a way to make that sexy...

Stopping in from the LBS tea party. :-)

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