New Word

MinDog makes up words all the time. It's kind of funny but sometimes it drives me insane because after she makes it up she'll use it every chance she gets for a solid three days. My favorite MinDog word to date is ohmydunneration. This is was originally used to communicate with babies. It's another way to say oh my goodness gracious. Now it's used whenever and for whatever.

A couple of days ago I had to put my foot down when she came up with her latest.

Metch:
I don't feel like getting dressed but I must. Tell me what to put on.

MinDog:
Put on something that accentuates your wasstio.

Metch:
What's my wasstio?

MinDog:
Uh, hello, it's your waist to a** ratio.

Metch:
No Min. That word is unacceptable. Don't use it ever again.

MinDog:
You'll be using it soon enough.

Metch:
No I won't. I will never use that word.

2 seconds later after scanning my closet...

Metch:
I found the perfect thing to accentuate my wasstio!